A young brunette Newcastle girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all
one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Newcastle
quayside.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed
her as he strolled by.
"You're not thinking of jumping, are you pet?" he asked.
"Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the
edge.
"Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for
America tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life
over there? I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water
every night, and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know
what I mean."
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her
on board that very night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night,
bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine
inspection of the ship and it's lifeboats...
He peeled back the cover to find the startled brunette, and demanded an
explanation.
The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to America . One of the
sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and
water every night ... and he's screwing me."
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a grin cracked his
face and he replied...
”He certainly is pet, this is the South Shields Ferry!"Well if this one isn't clean enough...I give up!!?
Clear and to the point, it rang my bell, might join the Navy now, or move up to Newcastle. 10/10
Funny :)Well if this one isn't clean enough...I give up!!?
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funnyWell if this one isn't clean enough...I give up!!?
Very funny made me laugh good 1
Ha! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very good.
yay......good one:D
Ha ha!!!
hahhahahahahahaha
that was pretty good
lol...XD
lol that is so funny !!
batman likes your joke.
lol as a toon girl i get the joke!!!
hahaha, funny.
yay thanks for the laugh that was funny !! im glad some others are telling jokes too :0)
love it!
feckin hysterrically funny pet
that was fantastic
that was very funny...and clean...except for the screwing...j/j
well i think the same as you it is clean but still good 10/10
HeHe cheeky . I like it !:)
Well, it's not a question, and it's sort of a long joke, funny though. 7/10.
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