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People treat their 10 minute doggerel (not very good at that, and requiring two authors) waaaay too seriously.



Super Hero Brain Scale



Superman had a big bread pan

But Batman's brain was bigger.

Spiderman's was in high demand,

Though the Hulk's was a big green giggler.

No Supergirl's, hidden under curls

Could outsmart Wonder Woman's Whip.

Electra's pearls whizzed around in whorls

But Catwoman's quips were clipped.



This bring our tale to a sad travail,

When of Aquaman we speak

His wet brain-pail barely could set sail

'Cause his welks were w-eely weak.



And Captain America's

pronouncements hysterical

I wouldn't shield them

from Cyclops eyes so critical

Not all heroes kenn-analytical

(I hope that's not too political*)

Maybe you'll be hilaritical;

reading this list so pitiful.



[I honestly saw Funky Monkey's name and thought it was his post.



*Libby please, block me if that is where we stand. I can't remember anything agreeable enough about you and me to be called an agreement. Apparently this poem WAS too political YAP-wise.]Somebody didn't like this joke. Maybe you will laugh.?
Can anything be TOO political yap-wise?
Clever guy - you. ;)
Hi HH, I did chuckle through it, but only recognized the names as super heros comic characters, didn't figure out if they are connected to people in YAP, but it was worth readin. If I ever get super hero status, (not lookin for it), maybe I'll call myself "Stuper Girl" ???Somebody didn't like this joke. Maybe you will laugh.?
You forgot Mighty Mouse and Under Dog
Sweet Polly Purebred, cried
Simon Barr Sinister (that bad guy who always lied)
Was defeated by my Sweetheart
many a morning on TV
If you think I'm too political
He'll bite you on the knee

So there, and all such other stuff.

(Someone should report this.) YOURS, not mine. Mine is more politically correct than YOURS.) *sniffs haughtily*
I suppose Aristotle may have found some rhythm

so his lyres could add melodies Aeolian to it.

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Sounds like the Superhero Movie to end all Superhero movies...